© Copyright Jesse Wilson 2011

As a man is searching through a chest of draws in the dead of night. He picks up a pearl necklace, and feels if it's real, "good enough!' Says the man as he shoves it in his pocket along with handfuls of jewellery to come.

“JESUS IS WATCHING!” A voice calls from in the room. As the robber hears this he scurries to his flash light, turning it on he scans the bedroom, although he sees nothing. “Must be my head!” He whispers to himself, as he now walks over to the lounge room.

He reaches a big plasma television, “this will fit in my Ute!” He says with a jump of excitement, he keeps his flash light on and begins to look behind the television to unplug the cords. As he now bends down to life, he hears, “JESUS IS WATCHING!”

“What the…!” He says spinning around, “JESUS IS WATCHING!” The resounding voice helps the robber indicate where it’s coming from, “JESUS IS WATCHING!” Once more as he now walks into the kitchen.

“Oh, it’s just a bird!” Says the man was a sigh of relief, “JESUS IS WATCHING!” The bird crokes, “yes I know that … I’m not Christian.” Says the robber who newly gets interrupted, “I’m Moses!”

“Uh hu, ok … what!? Wait, who … who would call a bird Moses?” The man asks confused as he was about to go back to stealing.

“The same people who would call a Rottweiler Jesus!”